Rubbish Removal Hero Gifts

"Tidy Tim."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Cinderella mopping up

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Jesus swept.

Giant sandwich bags.

I hurt my back and then a pipe broke flooding my house

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Neptune's Weekend

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Born To Raise Dirt

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

The Evolution of Man.

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Beware: Ditch Water.

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

In and out dustbins.

Garbage DNA

'Gesundheit!'