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Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'