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'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

"That's Bill, my understudy: The farmer wanted to include some redundancy in the wake-up call system..."

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dogs and Chickens

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

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