Backyard Chicken Enthusiast Prints

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

"That's Bill, my understudy: The farmer wanted to include some redundancy in the wake-up call system..."

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A bit of Newlyn.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'