Rubber Chicken Enthusiast Gifts

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'