Royalty Reader Gifts

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

Jack Gleeson

"He's a guard dog."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

A king and his paperwork.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'I screwed up royally!'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Cat king.

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'