Rights Reader Gifts

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'Are these your civil liberties, Sonny?'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Are You a True American Patriot?

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

Baseball Rules Conference. The actions of this runner are prohibited by the current rules. Next slide, please.

'They're doing their tests now?

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'The BILL OF RIGHTS? Are you trying to make trouble?'

No hitting below the belt!

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'

When the feds combine offices: US department of commerce & immigration...importing, exporting, deporting

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

Attorneys at law.

James Naismith

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."