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'You'd better put yours on, too -- The MacBeths are coming for dinner.'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

"Your highness should know that the Queen has taken a knight and bishop."

"Not that it really matters, but how will this play out among the serfs?"

The Diana Air-Bag

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Sorry, McTavish, but I've decided to switch to easy listening.'

'There's no business like show business.'

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

The Queen

Jester

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."