Royal History Buff Prints

'You'd better put yours on, too -- The MacBeths are coming for dinner.'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

"Your highness should know that the Queen has taken a knight and bishop."

"Not that it really matters, but how will this play out among the serfs?"

The king wants his new bedroom furniture made exclusively from these trees. So he wants to rest on his laurels!

The Diana Air-Bag

King with the boom box.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Sorry, McTavish, but I've decided to switch to easy listening.'

'There's no business like show business.'

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

The Queen

Jester

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Unhappy King

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'