Royal Escapist T-Shirts

'I'm a celebrity...get me out of here.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Cake Escape

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Last Chance For Reality

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

James Fenimore Cooper

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.