Royal Escapist Gifts

'I'm a celebrity...get me out of here.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Cake Escape

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Last Chance For Reality

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Sleeping Tiger

Zoo Employees

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

James Fenimore Cooper

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."