Royal Court Debunkers Pillows

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Superstition City

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

If Animals Were Racist...

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Coronation Civil Rights

Jester

'They're having a ball up there.'

"What to wear today?"

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Now I suppose, we owe them one.'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Trump Campaign Funding

'Don't believe everything you read.'