Royal Court Debunkers T-Shirts

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I hope it misses us!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Superstition City

If Animals Were Racist...

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Coronation Civil Rights

'They're having a ball up there.'

'Now I suppose, we owe them one.'

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Jester

"What to wear today?"

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Trump Campaign Funding

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'