Routine Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the routine contemplator? These products are designed for reflective souls who appreciate the simple pleasures of daily life. Whether they enjoy a quiet morning coffee or a peaceful evening, our thoughtfully crafted items capture their introspective spirit. Inspire their daily routine with humor, warmth, and a touch of creativity—it's more than a gift; it's a tribute to their mindful moments.

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"Boy, time sure flies when every day is joyless and exactly the same."

"Boy, time sure flies when every day is joyless and exactly the same." mockup

"Boy, time sure flies when every day is joyless and exactly the same."

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"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’" mockup

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.' mockup

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.' mockup

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

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This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench. mockup

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

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"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!" mockup

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

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'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...' mockup

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

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'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.' mockup

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

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'What did we do before green tea?' mockup

'What did we do before green tea?'

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"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners." mockup

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

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'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?' mockup

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

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Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!' mockup

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

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"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life." mockup

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

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'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.' mockup

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

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'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.' mockup

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

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Prayers For Agnostics

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'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

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