Round Payer Gifts

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Your repayments start now!"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I might be a one armed podiatrist... but if you lend me a hand... I'll fix your foot."

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

I don't care what everyone else is doing! If all your friends followed their bliss off a cliff, would you?

Olympic medals are made from recycled mobile phones

Billy strip: paying bills with a smile.

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

'You're only supposed to change colour.'

"It's just a little thank you for letting me use your credit card."

At least he always pays his round!

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''