Round Bed Explorer Gifts

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Lumbar support animal

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'So what have you been up to?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Bed or breakfast.

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

'Don't hurt it.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

The End.

Stenna stair lift on hamsters wheel.

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

'-and how was it for you,my darling?