Round Bed Explorer Pillows

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Lumbar support animal

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'So what have you been up to?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Bed or breakfast.

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

The End.

Stenna stair lift on hamsters wheel.

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

'-and how was it for you,my darling?

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.