Wheel Of Life Explorer Pillows

Stenna stair lift on hamsters wheel.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Second lifeReal life.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Boy on a bike

Danger Quicksand

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

The Wheel of Life

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

How?

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Drive-Thru Church Service

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."

The meaning of life...