Roughage Devotee Mugs

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"They're comfortable."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Static cling."

Dog with Anchor Lead

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

What your guitar says about you.

I've been doing sit-ups!

At the CD shop.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Parents compare buggies

Beer versus Wine

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"We must be in the Village."

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Great. You found my septic tank.'