Rough Around The Edges Gifts

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

A Hole in the Dike

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Australian punk

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Parents compare buggies

Future Old People

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

'My wall's going out of print!'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Profiling.

Love This Game.

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Can we have our ball back please?

"When I signed up for Basic Training, I thought it was a computer class."

"Killer, we gotta talk!"