Roster Reshuffler Gifts

Interior design trends for parents....

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Currently Boston

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Gone Bookkeepin'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

Human meat.

'I've been transferred again.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"How do you spell time management?"

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Flexitime.

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"I'd feel much better if we switched chairs."

Magic Trick

"Shuffle Mode"

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”