Roster Reshuffler T-Shirts

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Interior design trends for parents....

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Currently Boston

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Gone Bookkeepin'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

Human meat.

'I've been transferred again.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"How do you spell time management?"

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Flexitime.

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"Shuffle Mode"

"I'd feel much better if we switched chairs."

Magic Trick