Workforce Juggler Gifts

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Deadline

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.