Workload Juggler Gifts

Heavy Data Load.

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Hurry, or we will be late for my lecture on how to delegate work."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'What's procrastination?'

"Sir, I'd prefer you fax the document. Then I could pretend I didn't see it and maybe get out of here for some lunch!"

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Thursday

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Time to do it in!"

Excuse a Day calendar.

'There's no need to feel awkward about taking a holiday.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"