Overload Juggler Gifts

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Deadline

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Signs of Stress

Juggler and Illusionist

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

The coffee's not working.