Rose Tending T-Shirts

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

Prize vegetables.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Pea

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"You overwatered the plant, again."