Rose Cultivation T-Shirts

A good year for the Roses.

Wine Lady

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Tango

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Rose

I'm looking for a job?

Arctic Hothouse

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Everything's coming up roses!

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Stop and Smell the Roses

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Literary Type

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'