Rose Tending Gifts

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

Prize vegetables.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Pea