Roses Gifts

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Plant rose trees in a sunny part of the garden.

"It's a climbing trellis, for the roses."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

The Busy Gardener

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Romance

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

Right click for yes...

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

A heart shaped cake

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Powerful Love.

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

Cupid and Targets

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"This will be hilarious!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.