Rose Appreciator Gifts

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Mad about Roses!

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Climate Change Road

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.