Rose Appreciator T-Shirts

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mad about Roses!

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Climate Change Road

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'