Rooted Relaxer Gifts

Uprooted

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."