Rooted Relaxer Gifts

Uprooted

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'