Rookie Cop Gifts

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'You must be new on the force.'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Cloud Hang

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

Tuleyville Police Dept: Chief, Patrol man, Undercover.

'These are my rookie cards.'

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"After 30 years on the police force, Beth and I decided to open this B&B. You want to keep your hands where I can see them and empty your pockets?"

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'