Romantic Treasure Hunter Pillows

'It's the REAL thing this time-a Lottery winner!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Treasure Island Book.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."