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'It's the REAL thing this time-a Lottery winner!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Treasure Island Book.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Advanced footsie

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."