Treasure Hunter At Heart Pillows

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

Pirates at work

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Treasure Island Book.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."