Romantic Text Extraordinaires Pillows

"I sent a long, passionate, romantic text to my girlfriend, and all she replied was, 'K'. I guess I was expecting a better response."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

I think you're ace

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

The Language of Love

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

Book lovers

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

Love, death and grammar.

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'