Romantic Text Extraordinaires Prints

"I sent a long, passionate, romantic text to my girlfriend, and all she replied was, 'K'. I guess I was expecting a better response."

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Intellectual Foreplay...

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

The Language of Love

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Book lovers

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Love, death and grammar.

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

Bookworm Romance

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"