Romantic Texter Prints

You hang up. No, you hang up.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Valentine's Day texting

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

If you need anything else, just text me.

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

Hippex

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"Probably texting."

Lockdown Connections

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'I'm cmng!!!'

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Personal Air Bag.

Kindly readers, we are currently exploring a sensitive aspect of modern dating: The unrequited cellphone message. Two hours ago, Rudy left such a message for his girlfriend, Laurel, and she has yet to call him back. In another era, this would not necessarily be cause for concern. But with portable phones, some believe a delayed response might be a message of its own. She almost certainly left me for Larry Kudlow. Or her battery's out.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'