Romantic Satire Fans Gifts

"...You don't look a day over 50 million!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Yes ... no!"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Revenge Graffiti.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"He's a mental-health critic."

Hamlet.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Love Birds.

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'I'm surprised to see you here. You appear to have a storybook marriage.'

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'