Romantic Ruminant Admirer T-Shirts

50 shades of brown.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

K9 Literati

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Love Birds love just being together

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

In Difficulties.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

The Rabbit Meeting.

Carpet Cows

Magicing the crowd away

Year of the Rat

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Scents and scentsibility"

"In heaven there are no trees."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."