Romantic Ruminant Admirer Gifts

50 shades of brown.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

K9 Literati

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Love Birds love just being together

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Year of the Rat

Magicing the crowd away

In Difficulties.

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

Carpet Cows

The Rabbit Meeting.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"Scents and scentsibility"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"In heaven there are no trees."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."