Romantic Referee Pillows

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

Critics In Love

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"I know it's not perfect, but, by and large, I think the jury system has served this marriage very well."

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

"See anything you fancy?"

A couple look at a graph on their bed

"That drives me crazy!"

"See? He's always interfering."

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

Posting a letter - "Right that done...." "It's irrevocable.." "I'ts a white envelope with blue writing."

Foul play

"Yes, I guess I'm in the mood, but certain restrictions apply."

"The sun is setting earlier today."

Man umpires a fight with his wife.