Romantic Opportunists Pillows

'I was given a sign I would marry Gerald. It was a pound sign.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Wall St. or True Love.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'I'm thinking merger.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."