Romantic Opportunists T-Shirts

'I was given a sign I would marry Gerald. It was a pound sign.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Wall St. or True Love.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'I'm thinking merger.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."