Romantic Opportunist T-Shirts

Sign with Time, Date, Temperature and Number of Single Men in City

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

'I'm a sucker for money!'

'Well, if he's still missing by Friday, how about a date?'

"I only want the simple things in life-just make sure they're loaded."

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

'This isn't Lindsey, but I AM free for dinner saturday night.'

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Wall St. or True Love.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'I'm thinking merger.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"