Romantic Opportunist Prints

Sign with Time, Date, Temperature and Number of Single Men in City

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

'I'm a sucker for money!'

'Well, if he's still missing by Friday, how about a date?'

"I only want the simple things in life-just make sure they're loaded."

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

'This isn't Lindsey, but I AM free for dinner saturday night.'

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Wall St. or True Love.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'