Romantic Optimist Prints

'Sure, he's got a few issues, but I really think I can change him.'

'Has winning the lottery had a negative or positive effect on your life?'

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

"It’s not the timing of our relationship that’s wrong, it’s the lighting."

"Not seeing me is a deal breaker."

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

"I hope this note is a good indication as to how my case is going...the jury foreman asked me out to dinner!"

Blind Date Review: Nice, but not exactly drowning in testosterone. Although, at one point, he may have stepped in some.

"Did you know the Latino population will increase from 6 million to nearly 19 million by the year 2020?"

". . . we got another dead online dater, just finished his 59,427th profile question."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Reginald Bunthorne

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Six Thinking Hats

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Young Love'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"