Romantic Optimist Pillows

'Has winning the lottery had a negative or positive effect on your life?'

"It’s not the timing of our relationship that’s wrong, it’s the lighting."

"Not seeing me is a deal breaker."

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

"I hope this note is a good indication as to how my case is going...the jury foreman asked me out to dinner!"

Blind Date Review: Nice, but not exactly drowning in testosterone. Although, at one point, he may have stepped in some.

"Did you know the Latino population will increase from 6 million to nearly 19 million by the year 2020?"

". . . we got another dead online dater, just finished his 59,427th profile question."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Reginald Bunthorne

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Six Thinking Hats

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Young Love'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."