Romantic On A Budget Pillows

Valentine's day skinflint.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Say it with flowers

Ten out of ten for effort...

The Walk of Shame

Dating in 2020

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Vegetarian Restaurant.

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

Cheese date

Two Vampire Lovers sharing a drink of Human blood

"Thats where the party budget ran out."